A horse walks into a bar and the bartender doesn’t even like horses because of something to do with the length of their faces but his daughter is giving him those eyes and he groans like, “not those eyes!” and later when the bar closes they take the horse home.
In this one dimension, the big bang occurs in such a way that the universe is a bar and everything walks into it.
Osama Bin Laden walks into a bar and the special forces throw everyone’s bodies into the ocean.
A boy, a bear, a piglet, a tiger, a rabbit, and a donkey all walk into a bar, mess the place up, and pay in honey.
God walks into a bar and Jesus is already there and there’s this Awkward Silence.
A serial killer walks into a bar and kills everybody.
A bar walks into a bar.
A bar walks in on a bar and it’s uncomfortable and the first bar doesn’t know what to say and just closes the door.
A man and a woman walk into a bar and then later out of a bar.
Sisyphus pushes a bar all the way up a hill and when he is about to walk into the bar it rolls back down again.
A psychotic maniac charges into a bar but is very well spoken and makes a lot of friends. Later they’re all into regime change.
God kills himself in the bathroom of a bar and all of time is spent piecing him together.
War is in a bar and never leaves because a genie keeps refilling its glass.
A bomb goes off in a bar and destroys everything and your philosopher friends are like, “Well, what really is ‘a place’?”
The wind blows into a bar and Dawn is in the back spinning a frisbee on her fingers.